Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Worst Holiday Gift Ever Finding Subtle Butt(TM) in Your Stocking Means Your Loved Ones Want the Gift of Clean Air

IRVINE, Calif., Dec. 12 /PRNewswire/ -- We all know the childhood ditty: "Beans, beans good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat some beans at every meal."

Sure, if we lived by that philosophy, we'd all be social outcasts.

In this politically correct day and age, farting is still a major no-no for both men and women, alike. Now, thanks to the geniuses behind Garment Guard, the disposable, self-adhesive discs that prevent underarm stains, you can fart smart!

Introducing ... Subtle Butt(TM).

Made of activated carbon fabric, each disposable 3.25" x 3.25" square shield is held onto the inside of underwear or pants with two self-adhesive strips. Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat all of the beans and burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, Subtle Butt has a suggested retail price of .95 and is available by visiting http://www.garmentguard.com/.

Subtle Butt(TM) is a division of Garment Guard.

For more information, please visit http://www.garmentguard.com/. Media contact: J9 Public Relations, 516-557-2695.

About Garment Guard

Garment Guard(TM) is a division of Irvine-based, The Pond Inc., which is a co-op and incubator for women-owned businesses. The industry leader for over seven years, Garment Guard is available at all Nordstrom stores and other fine stores that care about your clothes. The company recently introduced (under)Garment Guard, disposable adhesive underwear, which allows women to go pantyless, Skid Out(TM), a deodorant & oops remover and Subtle Butt(TM).

Garment Guard

CONTACT: Jeanine M. Boiko or Jennifer Fiorenza, 1-516-557-2695, both of
J9 Public Relations, for Garment Guard

Web site: http://www.garmentguard.com/

1 comment:

Franko said...

This is a rip off of Flat-D Innovations - Flatulence Deodorizer, www.flat-d.com. This Pond Inc and subtle butt doesnt really invent products they steal them and change them without regard for patents.